lol!Ltrach00r

I was reading a thread on Making Light this morning which was, as usual, intimidatingly erudite and much too clever for me, in which people were translating poems into LOL! and Txt! speak.  But I was too embarrassed to try it myself among so many works of genius.   (Also I’d gone to make a coffee and lost the bookmark by then).  So I thought I’d try it here instead.  See if you can guess the book of which this is a summary:

GnlEI: oh hai
Strvn: hai
We can has golden ballz.  Mad king is mad.  Strvn *is Nigmtik*
GnlEI: u suxxors