Just for a giggle
Two comic gems I found on my LJ friends’ list:
I do not like your pervy tale.
Your metaphors make readers pale.
Your paragraphs are pages long.
Your bad sex scene is oh so wrong!
Can people do that with their lips???
I do not like your manuscripts.
And passed along from Lord_whimsy
I’m torn between laughing like a drain and cringing in sympathetic embarrassment.