Just for a giggle

Two comic gems I found on my LJ friends’ list:

Passed along from dubious_virtue, a link to Jimhines reading the slush pile in the style of Dr.Seuss

Here’s a tale from D & D!

I do not want your D & D.
I do not like your elf PC.
I can not stand your purple prose.
I want to punch you in the nose!

Would you like a hot sex scene?
I wrote it for my online ‘zine!

I do not like your pervy tale.
Your metaphors make readers pale.
Your paragraphs are pages long.
Your bad sex scene is oh so wrong!
Can people do that with their lips???
I do not like your manuscripts.

And passed along from Lord_whimsy

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I’m torn between laughing like a drain and cringing in sympathetic embarrassment.

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