I was reading a thread on Making Light this morning which was, as usual, intimidatingly erudite and much too clever for me, in which people were translating poems into LOL! and Txt! speak. But I was too embarrassed to try it myself among so many works of genius. (Also I’d gone to make a coffee and lost the bookmark by then). So I thought I’d try it here instead. See if you can guess the book of which this is a summary:
GnlEI: oh hai
We can has golden ballz. Mad king is mad. Strvn *is Nigmtik*
GnlEI: u suxxors
Monkd00ds: Futur-knowing pwned. Ur nihilistic despair, we upgraded it.
Nu!Cntry: Opreshun; let me show you it.
GnlEI: DO NOT WANT
Awsum Strvn is awsum, gots buket GnLE
Snow: *has a flavor*
Campy tiems is happy tiems. Dont go b4k Strvn!
Strvn: *goes b4k*
Happy Ending: UR DOING IT WRONG!!!111!
o it wus m3ta4. LIEK THAT M4K IT OK?!!
crying Al3x is sad